Issue: #2
So who's the boy with the same sexy-time time-stopping gifts as Suzie? Meet John, who until last night thought he could freeze time with his junk. At long last not alone, what kind of horny hijinx will he and Suzie get up to together? What ANY of us would do if having sex stopped the whole world: We'd do crimes.
First appearances: Kegelface, Jazmine St. Cocaine, Bus Driver, Kuber Badal
Creators: Thomas K., Chip Zdarsky, Christopher Sebela, Matt Fraction, Drew Gill
Characters: Kegelface, Jazmine St. Cocaine, Rachelle Jackson, Jon Johnson, Suzie Dickson, Bus Driver, Kuber Badal