Issue: #265
First appearances: Jesse Helms, Louis Farrakhan, Edwin Meese, P.W. Botha, Victoria Principal
Creators: Tom Nozkowski, John Prete, Sara Fowler, Bob Supina, Debbee Ovitz
Characters: Ayatollah Khomeini, Superman, Spider-Man, Barry Allen, Hulk, Human Torch, Alfred E. Neuman, Roger Kaputnik, Black Spy, White Spy, Mick Jagger, Yasser Arafat, Prince, Phil Donahue, Adolf Hitler, Gene Siskel, Gene Shalit, Jesse Helms, George Steinbrenner, John Houseman