Issue: #1
Dante starts a dating site; Cerebus is an S.G.A. seeking a P.O.P.; Dante seeks Less Talkative Beatrice; Cerebus & The Whore of Babylon Like Pina Colladas; Batvark proves, again, that he's not a homophobe; Jingles' Family History; Francis & Everlasting Life; The Batvark Codpiece goes Viral; No boy sidekicks for Batvark; Giant Fire-Breathing Nintendo Dragon Parallel Universe Video-Game Robot...
Creators: Sandeep Atwal, Dave Sim
Characters: Cerebus