Issue: #9
Pursued by pissed off (but very sexy) Space Knights, the XXX-plorers and President Kirk must unite with their own assassins to film a scene...or they'll be trapped on a very bad planet forever! Plus! Who are the rulers of the universe known as "The Bulbs?"
Creators: Crank!, Sarah Beattie, Tim Daniel, K. Michael Russell, Tim Seeley, Rebecca Taylor, Rebekah Isaacs
Characters: Dien Pide, Doug Koch, Bree Wander, Annie Leong, Christine Ocampos, Omar Steinberg, Little Shot, Teozol Al' Gnon, Bode Sosh'u Sinch, Luke Kirk